Nuts Endings Guide!


Hello! This is the guide for “Nuts: A Dark Romance Game” to help you get all the endings!
Go nuts! ❤️

Recommended play order:

  • Firstly, the Suitors: [any order] Ackerman / Don / Coco / Peter.
  • Secondly, your best friend: Ester
  • Thirdly, the dating show support crew: Red the squirrel.
  • Fourth, the dating show host: O the Owl.
  • Optional: Hazel solo end
  • Optional: Hazel bad end.


Common Route for all Suitors (Ackerman / Coco / Don / Peter)

  • Introductions with all suitors [you can pick any order here]
  • Keep all suitors [Regular track].
  • [You can pick any order here] 
    • [Ackerman, Coco, Don, Peter]
  • [You can pick any order here] – Chat with all suitors.  
    • [Strength, Weakness, First date]
  • Back to suitor choices.
  • End questions.
  • Go to suitor decision. 
  • [Choose two suitors to promote from Round One] 
    • [Ackerman, Coco, Don, Peter]
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 
  • [You can pick any order here] – Chat with all suitors.  
    • [Keeps you up at night, Wish, Obituary]
  • Back to suitor choices.
  • End questions.
  • Go to suitor decision. 
  • [Choose one suitor to proceed with] - depending on your previous choices, you should see two names here.
    • [Ackerman, Coco, Don, Peter]
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 

Ackerman the Acorn Scientist - Route Guide

FAST TRACK:

  • Be confident.
  • Ackerman only. [Fast track]
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 
  • Ackerman.
  • Skip Ester and keep chatting with Ackerman.
  • Ackerman.
  • Skip Ester and keep chatting with Ackerman.

REGULAR TRACK:

  • Be confident.
  • Keep all suitors.
  • Ackerman.
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 
  • Ackerman.
  • Ackerman.
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 

> ENTER Ackerman’s route <

  • [You can pick any choice here – flavor choices only] 
    • Wait for him to say something; Say something first.

  • How do you feel about me?
  • ROMANCE END.
    • "Ack, my lips are cold. Would you be so bold? 
    • Ah, that heats the spot. This acorn is so hot. 
    • A shiver down my back. I'm on a good track with Ack."
  • Let’s be friends.
  • FRIENDSHIP END.
    • “In a pack with Ack.”

Coco the Coconut Pirate Captain - Route Guide

Common route (dating show):

  • Be confident.
  • [You can pick either of these choices, as both enable Coco]
    • Keep all suitors.
    • Reject Ackerman.
  • Coco. 
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 
  • Coco.
  • Coco. 
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 

> ENTER Coco’s route <

  • Propose a brand-new position.
  • [You can pick any choice here – flavor choices only] 
    • Tease him.
    • Reason with him.
  • ROMANCE END. 
    • "Coco is my Loco.”
  • [You can pick any choice here – all three lead to friendship end] 
    • Deckhand: Maintenance, lookout.
    • Cook: Feed & water the crew.
    • Carpentry: Repairs, maintenance.
  • FRIENDSHIP END. 
    • "A coconut's round and has no end. That's how long you'll surely be friends."

Don the Doughnut Comedian - Route Guide

Common route (dating show):

  • Be nervous.
  • [You can pick either of these choices, as both enable Don]
    • Keep all suitors.
    • Reject Ackerman.
  • Don. 
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 
  • Don.
  • Don. 
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 

> ENTER Don’s route <

  • [You can pick any choice here – flavor choices only] 
    • Share my own experience.
    • Just ask him.

  • Reach for him.
  • ROMANCE END. 
    • "I won the Don."
  • [You can pick any choice here – flavor choices only] 
    • Share my own experience.
    • Just ask him.
  • Let him go.
  • FRIENDSHIP END. 
    • "Friendship with Don is on."

Peter the Peanut Paramedic - Route Guide

Common route (dating show):

  • Be nervous.
  • [You can pick either of these choices, as both enable Peter]
    • Keep all suitors.
    • Reject Ackerman.
  • Peter. 
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 
  • Peter.
  • Peter. 
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 

> ENTER Peter’s route <

  • [You can pick any choice here – flavor choices only] 
    • Ask questions.
    • Wait.
  • Tuck his hair behind his head.
  • ROMANCE END. 
    • “Sweet on Pete.”
  • Leave his hair alone.
  • FRIENDSHIP END. 
    • “Peter, Peter, friendship is neater.”

Ester the Chestnut Rock Star Drummer - Route Guide

> ENTER Ester’s route <

After Round One dating show, then Chat with support crew: 

  • Chat with my friend, Ester.
  • I’m not feeling it. 
  • Go with Ester. 

Another way to get Ester is after Round Two dating show, then Chat with support crew: 

  • Chat with my friend, Ester.
  • Go with Ester. 


FRIENDSHIP END:

  • Ester the chestnut is my best friend nut. 


Red the Squirrel Dating Show Handler - Route Guide

***Trigger warnings / Sensitive content alert***
Implied cannibalism. Hunter and Hunted dynamic. 
Viewer discretion advised. 

Chat with Red the Squirrel every chance you get.  

After Round One dating show, then Chat with support crew: 

  • Chat with Red the squirrel.
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 

After Round Two dating show, then Chat with support crew: 

  • Chat with Red the squirrel.
  • Who's the first to blink? [pick any - flavor choices]
    • I blink first; Red blinks first. 

Go to suitor decision.

  • Red the Squirrel
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on. 

> ENTER Red’s route <

  • Fancy a little game of chase? Run along now. [Pick any - flavor choices]
    • Take a risk to distract him; Scream. 
  • Wait to hear more.
  • ROMANCE END
    • “Your intervention, then Red’s redemption. May your relationship continue to strengthen.”
  • Accept his apology.
  • FRIENDSHIP END
    • “No more dread from Red.”

O the Owl Dating Show Warden & Host - Route Guide

To access Owl's route, type your first name as "Owlette" (not case sensitive).
Any surname is fine. 
This is a sneaky squirrel cheat you can use to romance the buff warden/host of the Woodland Forest Dating Show, O the Owl.
Wait, I can romance the HOST?
This game is totally nuts, of course you can! 

Common route (dating show):

  • [You can pick either of these choices]
    • Be confident.
    • Be nervous.
  • Introductions with Suitors and Support Crew [you can pick any order here]
  • I Choose Owl

> ENTER O’s route <

  • O choices [You can pick either of these choices in any order]
    • [Owl’s heart, Owl’s stomach, Owl’s arms, Skip and move on.]
  • Yes, sacrifice one chicken to save the whole flock.
  • [You can pick either of these choices, but “Ask about the ring.” unlocks a deeper conversation]
    • Ask about the ring.
    • Don’t ask.
  • ROMANCE END.
    • “On the prowl with Owl.”

  • No, no more chicken lives lost.
  • FRIENDSHIP END. 
    • “Hey, hey, it’s okay. I’m friends with a bird of prey.”

Hazel the Hazelnut Farmer - Solo Route Guide

After Round One dating show, you turn to O the Owl about the eliminated suitors:

  • Question what happens to the eliminated suitors. [choose this one]
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on.  

So choose your words wisely:

  • Take me to them. (Go to where the eliminated suitors are)
  • Explain it to me. (Hear about where the eliminated suitors are) [choose this one]

Scan my own television cast photo:

  • Pick up my photo. [choose this one]
  • Leave my photo and then return to the dating show. 

The dating show - should I stay or should I go? 

  • Stay on the dating show.
  • Leave the dating show. [choose this one]

HAZEL SOLO END.

  • “Hazel goes solo. The show is a no-go.
  • Remaining suitors keep their lives. Hazel goes home a little more wise.
  • Be careful, won’t you? Whatever you do.
  • The government is watching you.”

Hazel the Hazelnut & Red the Squirrel - Bad Route Guide

***Trigger warnings / Sensitive content alert***
Implied cannibalism. Viewer discretion advised. 

After Round One dating show, you turn to O the Owl about the eliminated suitors:

  • Question what happens to the eliminated suitors. [choose this one]
  • Ignore the eliminated suitors and move on.  

So choose your words wisely:

  • Take me to them. (Go to where the eliminated suitors are) [choose this one]
  • Explain it to me. (Hear about where the eliminated suitors are) 

Owl asks you to choose your words wisely:

  • Take me to them. (Go to where the eliminated suitors are) [choose this one]
  • Explain it to me. (Hear about where the eliminated suitors are) 

Owl asks: Do you still want answers? 

  • Yes, I still want answers. [choose this one]
  • No, I’ve changed my mind. Just tell me instead.

BAD END.

  • “Curiosity killed the cat. I mean, nut.”

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Dear everyone,

Just wanted to clarify that Red the Squirrel and O the Owl are 100% romanceable.  
Please check out the Endings Guide to help you.

Nuts: Endings guide (including Red squirrel and Owl as romanceable)

Red the Squirrel

"Hi, pet. You want to romance me? Chat with me every chance you get."

O, the Owl

"Greetings. To romance me, type "Owlette" as your name. Check out the endings guide for more details."